When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
why the fuck would you do this to me holy shit
NOPE. FUCKING NOPE. NO. NOPE. NU-UH. DONE.
SO NOT OKAY HOLY SHET
when i was
a young boy
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said, “son when—”
The World of Thedas (x)
[RIPS OFF SHIRT TO REVEAL “JUNE 14TH” TATTOOED ACROSS MY CHEST]
[sets cities on fire]
welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl
or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree with the Tumblr hivemind yeehaw
*rips off shirt* video gamES *rips off skin* video gAMES *jumps into space* vidEO GAMES *flies into sun* viDEO GAMES *dies* VIDEO G G GGGGAMMES
mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG